To catch you up on to the absence of posts is I have a couple of important house guests that are sharing my cave until they can get a foothold into the film industry and when they do we all will be whisked off to the magic land of hollywood and I’ll make a movie about how much the amish suck ass. Peace out to the fans and deuces to muh haterz! Lolz!!!

Look at these assholes, fucking think they own the road and shit.

Ok now you might say to me “leave them alone they aren’t hurting anyone” Fuck that! Just look at them! They think they’re so much god damn better than everyone else because they don’t use technology and aren’t going straight to hell like the rest of us. Well I say eat shit and die you black hat wearing, sturdy furniture making, pastry unto like which the gods eat making smug bastards. Frankly they do a lot of nice things I’m sure they do but god damn it just use some fucking technology every now and then. Heaven forbid they use some fucking electricity whats wrong with that? It falls from the fucking sky! Like water does! Ok I can understand not wanting to use an internal combustion engine or tv (tv will rot your fucking brains out, at least reality tv) but the internet is great look at all the good it has done. Ok so it is ninety percent porn and nine percent really weird porn but that last one percent is totally worth it. Damn it so maybe they aren’t a danger to my technogogic way of life but they are still self-satisfied smug motherfuckers just look!

Oh fuck no, you Amish fuck!

So after playing the shit out of Skyrim I came to two conclusions. One: This game is incredibly fucking long and Two: I have other things to do. So I am going to severely scale back my playing of Skyrim which will last about a couple of months until I forget how tedious it can be and how under powered the magic is and I go running back to its nordic fantasy land hills. However while I have those precious months I guess I will return to blogging on a somewhat regular basis and seeing as I have the WordPress app there is no excuse for my lazy ass anymore. So in between my games of Words With Friends™ and checking my Facebook for the hundredth time that day I guess I could crank out a blog or two about a couple of things I hate like hippies, the Amish, people who freak out about genetically modified foods and immunizations, the occupy movement, and finally NASA ( I hate you so much NASA). Thanks for sticking around kids I won’t let you down, well purposefully.

This is what it was like in my mind...minus the skinny jeans.

Unfortunately what really happened is more close to me careening down a hill trying in vain to slow my out of control scooter which I believe I heard it say that it would feast on my scattered brains and grease its wheels with my marrow or it could have just been the wind, god I hope it was the wind.

Luckily for me there was a nice young asian man who so helpfully stepped in front of me causing my out of control decent to become more of an out of control tumble into the awaiting arms of the cement sidewalk  and scratchy kisses of evil bushes.

The asian man was unhurt well as unhurt as a 150 pound asian guy can be when a 270 pound beast such as my self crashes into him going about ten miles an hour on an over sized children’s toy. In any event I apologized to the fine young man once I was able to gather my scattered wits and errant demonic scooter. I quickly or not so quickly limped over to a bench to survey the damage and all in all I was pretty banged up and only had one strip of road rash worth showing and here it is!

Na! Na! Na! Neosporin!

Let this be a lesson to any grown ass fool who decides to ride a “grown up” scooter…. avoid hills like a motherfucker because they will kill you. Peace out.

It was good enough for our fore fathers then it's good enough for me.

What am I talking about? I am talking about taking this protest from beyond the realms of the easily ignored peaceful demonstrations into an all out revolution leading to the toppling of a corrupt regime. Is it so impossible to think of? Was not this country founded in fire and blood? Did not righteous men and women give up their lives so that others may stand free and united? So why is it when we stand upon the precipice of real change I see everyone hesitating to do what must be done?

The revolutions of the Arab Spring should have shown us that the only way to remove the corruption that  be fouls the flesh of this country is to cut it out and cauterize the wound close. Our democracy no longer exists. We live now in a Plutocracy, where in he who has the most money makes the rules. So we must do what must be done, we must hit them where it will finally hurt them. We must take from them the wealth they covet so much and destroy it. We must become a society with out unchecked capitalistic greed! They say that money is the root of all evil but I think it is the people with too much money are the root of all evil.

Brothers and sisters, heed my call and rally forth. Let the world know that we will take our country back from these money hungry sociopaths be any means necessary. It is time to make wall street pay attention and the best way to get someones attention is to make them bleed.

This is almost like the internet except more steppy and no trolls.

I am of course speaking about the recent Occupy everything movement. You know what Im talking about, they’re in every major city with their signs and drum circles and their protest songs trying to effect change in our once glorious democracy. Now I suppose you might think Im going to bash on them for being liberal nuts or support them whole heartedly for being liberal nuts but frankly Im more than a little disappointed with them and I’ll tell you why.

These protestors are trying to change a system of government that is rife with corruption and filled with corporate money and how do these protestors go about trying to change things? By sitting on their asses in public places that no one was using in the first place. I keep hearing references to the Arab spring in which the arab nations had all their revolutions trying to be applied whats happening now but bitch, please. Occupy Whatever isn’t even a candle to the burning city that was the Arab spring, I’ll go into this a little more in subsequent posts and also a plan of action that I believe needs to take place to effect some real change.

Stay tuned kiddies, shit’s about to get real.

If you send Tony Todd 5 friend requests on Facebook he'll appear and want to play Farmville or kill you I forget which.

So school is going good I have since learned that I am like the flash of the editing world, I’m so fast I’m built for speed. I also have a rock steady hand when it comes to operating a 300,000 dollar tv camera, the only thing that gives me a little worry is my scriptwriting class. 

Why you ask well I’m so glad you asked. It’s because we have to turn in the first 7 pages of our script the class then reads this script and the entire class then gets to critique your script and offer you advice on what to change and what to keep. I kind of don’t like this because my script is my baby and no one wants people to say their baby is ugly. 

Oh well I just have to trust in my power as a writer and take whatever they say in stride. Hell, I might even come out of this a better writer or at the very least know what other people are looking for in a movie… hahahaha yeah right like I give a shit what other people want to see in a movie! I write a script because I want to see it made, I couldn’t care less if other people liked it or not that shits mere coincidence. Peace.

Unless of course they are filled with blood thirsty mutants with a penchant for ref killing.

No sir I never caught the sports bug, I have tried to interest my self in watching a bunch of roided up sub-humans and reprobates fight over a ball but I just couldn’t keep my self sitting in front of the tv watching what looked to be the same thing over and over. To me all sports are as boring as NASCAR. The only thing that would get me back into liking sports would have to be something completely ridiculous.

... Like flubberized wheels on wheelchair basketball.

Yes, that would make me interested plus if there were more hot women in sports I would definitely tune in a hell of a lot more.

I think the decision is pretty god damn easy if you ask me.

Peace.

I hate you so much picture machine I can taste it in my balls.

I must admit that I was a little worried about taking the bus today. I wasn’t worried about not having the right money because thanks to my near fatal stint in the Marine Corps I got a 30 day bus pass for a cool 18 bucks when they normally go for like 50 -60 bucks, so looks like that whole being disabled thing is finally coming in handy. The thing I was worried about was getting on the right bus, that would just be fucking awesome if I got on the wrong bus and ended up in the wrong side of town and miss the second day of my tv production class. 

So here I am a 27-year-old  disabled Marine Corps combat veteran walking to the bus stop with my back pack on ready to go to school, God damn I looked like a freaking retarded man-child on my way to go finger paint and make macaroni art or some shit. Oh well I had a mission and looking like a tard wasnt going to slow me down. So after numerous text messages to my wifey to make sure I had the right bus route all i had to do was wait and what was great was that in like 5 to 10 minutes the bus had arrived. 

However as I pulled out my bus pass and climbed those steps I was assaulted with a conundrum that just shouldnt be forced on to people who don’t regularly ride these beasts. 

wh..what the fuck is this? How fucking dare you! I just want to go to school!

So yeah look at that shit it’s got slots and holes all over it, it’s like a god damn nevada whore house. So after a good minute and a half of me looking more like a tard the bus driver simply snatched the bus pass from my hands and fed it into the machine. So after that thoroughly embarrassing moment sat down and enjoyed the ride, or in other words held on for dear life! Holy shit bus drivers are fucking crazy, she was hauling ass everywhere I don’t know if she was having a bad day and wanted to kill her self and everyone with her or thats just how they all drive now I don’t know but I have the feeling that I am going to find out in the upcoming months of school. Peace.